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I'd like to be a princess on a throne To have a country I can call my own And a king Who's lusty and requires a fling With a female thing Great! Men will be men Let me turn on the gas I caught them in the den With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass! Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure He did his best I mean he meant to be what he was not The things he was are things which I forgot He's a queen I'm a queen! Where is my crown? I'm breaking down I'm breaking down! My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me! I mean that's sick I mean he's great! It's me who is the matter Talking madder than the maddest hatter! If I repeat one more word, I swear I'll lose my brain! Ohhh, what else should I explain? Oh yes it's true! I can cry on cue! But so can you I'm breaking down I'm breaking down! Down, down! You ask me is it fun to cry over nothing? It is! I'm breaking down Now let's consider what I might do next I hate admitting I've become perplexed I'm bereived I've cried, I've shook I've yelled! I've heaved I have been decieved! As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad It's just he's so damn happy That it makes me so damn mad! I wanna hate him, but I really can't It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds I hope that Whizzer don't fufill his needs! Don't is wrong, sing along! What was the noun I'm breakin' down I'm breaking down I'll soon redecorate these stalls! I'd like some patting in the walls And also pills I wanna sleep! Sure, things will probably worsen But it's not like I'm some healthy person I've rethought my talks with Marv And one fact does emerge Oh, I think I like his shrink So that is why I might turn to drink! I'm on the brink of breaking down I'm breaking down! Down! down! I only want to love a man who can love me Or like me Or help me Help me! Marvin was never mine! He took his meetings in the boy's latrine I used to cry He'd make a scene! I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown! I'm breaking down! I'm breaking down! It's so upsetting when I found that what's rectangular is round I mean, it stinks! I mean, he's queer And me, I'm just a freak who needs it maybe every other week I don't know! I've rethought the fun we had And one fact does emerge I played the foolish clown The almost vigin who sings this dirge Is on the verge of breaking down! I'm breaking down! Down, down! The only thing that's breaking up is my family The only thing that's breaking up is my family! But me! I'm breaking down!

Baruch, baruch atah Baruch atah Adonai Baruch atah Adonai eloheinu Melech haolam Asher kidshanu, asher kidshanu V'tzivanu l'hitateif batzitzit Jason, dear, hello Are you packed and waiting? But before we go Let me speak with father alone Now as the bar mitzvah nears Jason, put your Walkerman on and hum Since this is the last loving thing We'll probably ever do together Let's act adult and not go crazy Have you chosen yet who'll cater? What about it? I know a person who should cater It's a personal decision who should cater Can we consider who's gonna cater? Shh Please Argh Please Shhhh Please Stop! This is so much crap Throw a simple party Religion's just a trap That ensnares the weak and the dumb Hey, stop with the prayers How can you stop with the prayers At a bar mitzvah? The whole thing's voodoo And I know more than you do This is the year of Jason's bar mitzvah We're more excited than we should be This is the year of the child When he spreads out his wings There's music in his heart His life's about to start His body's going wild My child My child Our child Children, please Throw the kid a celebration And relax I'll bring women from the wrong side of the tracks We'll have a ball I guess I'll have to raise this Jason myself Isn't he an asshole? (My own bar mitzvah was...) Yes, he is Isn't he too much? (A miserable occasion) Yes, but so are you Really, kiddo, so are you (The cause for such abrasion) Isn't he an asshole? (in my family) Jason, where's my hug? (It still) Where's my hug? (gives me hives) This is the year for Jason's bar mitzvah This is the year for Jason's bar mitzvah Look, look, look, look, look It's a lesbian from next door Followed by her lover Who's a lesbian from next door, too And I've got food for you Delicious food for you Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine Aah Here's dietetic knishes Gefilte fishes Food that's from the heart So, take a bite and see If all your friends agree It's good Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum! We'll have one perfect time We'll spend billions of dollars Conga! We'll have flowers galore And the band will sound fine There'll be chandeliers set round the room With the men in tuxedos There'll be food Like food never before What a day to remember! This is the year of Jason's bar mitzvah They're more excited than they should be This is the year of the child when he spreads out his wings There's music in his heart His life's about to start His body's going wild My... Child!

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Mr. Mendel I get apoplexy thinking of my father I resemble him in far too many ways His sad demeanor The way he acts the swine At least his room is cleaner than mine Is it fatal? Do you see real similarities between us? He and Whizzer live like... Well, I think it's clear What do I do? What do I say? How do I ask? What do I hope for? Is it my mind? Love isn't free If love isn't blind What do I see? Stop! Look around you No one's screaming at you So you feel alright for about ten minutes If you feel alright for about ten minutes Why don't you feel alright for about twenty minutes? Feel alright for about forty minutes? Drop it and smile Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Is this therapy? Chop chop chop chop chop I chopped it It's a gourmet version of chicken merengo Took me all day I'll say 'twas worth the time I lie Why is he always here? The psychiatrist returning Returning Five sessions later Try to forget all things homely Try to forget all things snide Nothing's as good as you recall Count what's good, then divide If you can count, it's alright You can figure out the world You can add and subtract at will You can cover up the past You can kill the pain Very easily Is this threapy? Right, this is therapy! So scram As regarding your intentions to my mother Are they everything a woman would desire? Her hand is ready It only needs a ring I'd buy confetti And sing I'm embarrassed It's not my responsibility to ask you But I wonder if it ever crossed your mind? What do I say? Where do I look? Why do I laugh? How do I answer? Is it my mind? Love isn't free If love isn't blind What do I see? Stop! Look around you A lot of nice furniture Someone's bringing you dinner Someone brought you your lunch Someone's washing your laundry Washing your socks Jesus Christ! Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you/I feel alright for the rest of your/my life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Why don't you feel alright for the rest of your life? Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel, feel, feel, feel alright Feel alright for the rest of your Rest of your Life!

Bro I’m not Trent bro this isn’t Trent why would you think it’s Trent if it’s not Trent

Trent is a SUsSY Baka boi -